~the first 5 minutes the dog was in the kitchen~

How do you keep making the lights go on and off?" your pet might wonder.Write about you doing something in your house...from a pet's point of view.
If I were a pet I would wonder why the people can get food when ever and just about anywhere! Its true, people just go and open a cupbord or a fridge, pull something out and eat it! What they dont eat they set in a "box" and let it sit there. Sometimes they will leave me home and come back with more bags of food to set in the fridge. they just put all my food in a bucket and let it sit there, it only gets opend once a day, and sits in my same ol' bowl. I wonder, what does that stuff taste like? One day, just one day I'll find out.
What exactly is all that stuff? Why don't I ever get any of it? Don't they know I want to try some too? WHere do they get all that food from? How come I get the same meal every night? Does it all taste the same too? I wonder if I would get into trouble if I tried some of it? Will it hurt me?
~The first 5 minutes that the dog was in the kitchen~